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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st March 2019

Dilbert//10932, first published seven years ago on Thursday 21st March 2019

Manipulation Via Dopamine


Tags

customer, lotalty, science, new, manipulate, addictions, mockery, free will, evil, extreme


Official transcript

Boss: We've moved past the old notation of customer loyalty. Now we use science to manipulate dopamine and create addictions that make a mockery of free will.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WEVE MOVED PAST THE OLD NOTION OF CUSTOMER LOYALTY.

NOW WE USE SCIENCE TO MANIPULATE DOPAMINE AND CREATE ADDICTIONS THAT MAKE A MOCKERY OF FREE WILL.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE

OF EVIL.

WE CALL IT "EXTREME MARKETING."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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