Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th March 2019

Dilbert//10939, first published seven years ago on Thursday 28th March 2019

Dating A Unicorn

Tags

business, dating, office, office workers, unicorn

Official transcript

ted: i hear you're dating a unicorn.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE DATING A UNICORN.

THAT IS ABSURD AND UNTRUE.

THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE FACT THAT FIVE PEOPLE TOLD ME IT WAS TRUE?

I MEAN, YOU'D HAVE TO BELIEVE ALL FIVE OF THEM ARE IDIOTS.

INCLUDING YOU, IT'S SIX.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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