Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th March 2019

Dilbert//10940, first published seven years ago on Friday 29th March 2019

Chemtrails

Tags

business, office, office workers, chemtrails, deadline

Official transcript

the boss: why didn't you get your report in on time?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DIDN'T YOU GET YOUR REPORT IN ON TIME?

DO YOU BELIEVE CHEM TRAILS ARE REAL?

OF COURSE I DO.

THE CHEM TRAILS SLOWED ME DOWN.

OKAY, THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Chemtrails Slowed Me Down"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two characters, one of whom is late for a meeting. The latecomer asks the other why they were not informed of their tardiness, to which they respond that they believe chemtrails are real. The latecomer inquires if they believe this due to personal experience, and the other replies that the chemtrails slowed them down. The latecomer then responds with a sarcastic comment, implying that the chemtrails are not a valid excuse for being late.

Key Elements:

• The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with a touch of sarcasm.
• The topic of chemtrails is used as a humorous excuse for being late.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using conspiracy theories as an excuse for one's actions.

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