Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th March 2019

Dilbert//10940, first published seven years ago on Friday 29th March 2019

Chemtrails

Tags

business, office, office workers, chemtrails, deadline

Official transcript

the boss: why didn't you get your report in on time?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DIDN'T YOU GET YOUR REPORT IN ON TIME?

DO YOU BELIEVE CHEM TRAILS ARE REAL?

OF COURSE I DO.

THE CHEM TRAILS SLOWED ME DOWN.

OKAY, THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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