Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st March 2019

Dilbert//10942, first published seven years ago on Sunday 31st March 2019

Tags

conversation, food, friends, office, office workers

Official transcript

Man: I'm a foodie. Are you foodie too?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM A FOODIE.

ARE YOU A FOODIE TOO?

I THINK OF FOOD AS FUEL.

BUT YOU ENJOY EATING GOOD FOOD, RIGHT?

I TRY TO AVOID FOOD THAT TASTES GOOD. THAT WAY, I WON'T OVEREAT.

I USUALLY JUST CHECK MY PLATE FOR ANY STRAY BANDAGES, AND THAT'S ABOUT IT.

IF MY FOOD PASSES THAT TEST, I SHOVEL IT TOWARD MY MOUTH WHILE READING STUFF ON MY PHONE.

I DON'T THINK I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

THAT WORKED OUT BETTER THAN I HOPED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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