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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st April 2019

Dilbert//10943, first published seven years ago on Monday 1st April 2019

Nuclear Power Invention


Tags

money, office, office workers, nuclear power


Official transcript

dilbert: i invented a new type of nuclear power that has zero risk.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I INVENTED A NEW TYPE OF NUCLEAR POWER THAT HAS ZERO RISK IT CAN BE BUILT IN ONE DAY FOR LESS THAN A THOUSAND DOLLARS AND IT CAN POWER A SMALL CITY.

GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE!

IT WILL BE HARD TO SELL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Small City Power"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt and black pants, who has invented a new type of nuclear power that has zero risk. He expects it to be hard to sell, but is determined to make it work.

Key Panels:

  • Panel 1: Dilbert proudly declares his invention, which can be built in one day for less than a thousand dollars and power a small city.
  • Panel 2: Dilbert holds up a small robot with a nuclear reactor on its head, explaining that it's a new type of nuclear power.
  • Panel 3: Dilbert exclaims, "Get that thing out of here!" as the robot starts to malfunction and emit sparks.
  • Panel 4: Dilbert looks worried, saying, "I expect it will be hard to sell."

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of innovation and the potential risks associated with new technology. Despite Dilbert's optimism, his invention may not be as safe or practical as he thinks.

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