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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th April 2019

Dilbert//10950, first published seven years ago on Monday 8th April 2019

Offensive Product Name


Tags

business, insults, office, office workers, elbonian


Official transcript

dilbert: our product name turns out to be offensive in the elbonian language.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR PRODUCT NAME TURNS OUT TO BE OFFENSIVE IN THE ELBONIAN LANGUAGE.

IT MEANS "ONE WHO RIPS OFF HIS OWN FACIAL HAIR AND FEEDS IT TO A BABY BIRD, WHICH CHOKES AND DIES, SIGNALING YEARS OF DROUGHT." THAT'S ALL IN ONE WORD?

THEY ONLY HAVE SEVENTEEN WORDS, AND NINE OF THEM ARE INSULTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Product Name Offense"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2019, revolves around a product name that is deemed offensive in the Elbonian language. The name, "One who rips off his own facial hair and feeds it to a baby bird, which chokes and dies, signaling years of drought," is met with disgust by the speaker, who claims that it's all in one word. The speaker then proceeds to list seventeen words, followed by nine insults, to convey the same meaning as the original product name. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of using a complex phrase to describe a simple concept, while also poking fun at the idea of using a single word to convey a complex idea.

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