Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th April 2019

Dilbert//10949, first published seven years ago on Sunday 7th April 2019

Tags

business, office, office workers, relationships, sarcasm

Official transcript

tina: i don't appreciate the sarcastic text message you sent me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T APPRECIATE THE SARCASTIC TEXT MESSAGE YOU SENT ME.

THAT WASNT SARCASTIC.

YES, IT WAS.

WOULDN'T I BE A BETTER AUTHORITY THAN YOU ABOUT MY OWN INTENTIONS?

ONLY IF I COULD TRUST YOU. BUT I CAN'T TRUST YOU.

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TRUST ME.

BECAUSE YOU SEND SARCASTIC TEXT MESSAGES.

UM.

AND HERE COMES THE MAN- SPLAINING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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