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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th April 2019

Dilbert//10961, first published seven years ago on Friday 19th April 2019

Complaints About Wally


Tags

business, complaint, office, office workers, productivity


Official transcript

the boss: wally, i received 43 complaints that you have been clipping your toenails in the office.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, I RECEIVED 43 COMPLAINTS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CLIPPING YOUR TOENAILS IN THE OFFICE.

YOU HAVE SINGLE- HANDEDLY DESTROYED ALL PRODUCTIVITY ON THIS ENTIRE FLOOR.

IN MY DEFENSE, IT TAKES TWO HANDS IF YOU COUNT THE ONE HOLDING THE TOE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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