Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th April 2019

Dilbert//10962, first published seven years ago on Saturday 20th April 2019

Wally Slurps

Tags

business, complaint, office, office workers, soup

Official transcript

alice visually distressed and yelling: can you please stop slurping that soup?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SLURPING THAT SOUP?!

WOW. YOU COMPLAIN WHEN I CLIP MY TOENAILS, WHEN I MAKE LIP-SMACKING SOUNDS, WHEN I USE MY SPEAKERPHONE, AND EVEN WHEN I MICROWAVE FISH.

DOESNT THAT TELL YOU SOMETHING? ? ?

YES, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE YOU SLURP

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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