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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th April 2019

Dilbert//10962, first published seven years ago on Saturday 20th April 2019

Wally Slurps


Tags

business, complaint, office, office workers, soup


Official transcript

alice visually distressed and yelling: can you please stop slurping that soup?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SLURPING THAT SOUP?!

WOW. YOU COMPLAIN WHEN I CLIP MY TOENAILS, WHEN I MAKE LIP-SMACKING SOUNDS, WHEN I USE MY SPEAKERPHONE, AND EVEN WHEN I MICROWAVE FISH.

DOESNT THAT TELL YOU SOMETHING? ? ?

YES, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE YOU SLURP

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Slurping Saga"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a woman's annoyance with a coworker's slurping habits. The scene unfolds as follows:

  • The woman, seated at her desk, is visibly upset and points at the man across from her.
  • The man, seemingly oblivious to her distress, continues to slurp his soup.
  • The woman expresses her frustration, citing specific examples of the man's slurping habits:
    • When clipping his toenails
    • When making lip-smacking sounds
    • When using his speakerphone
    • Even when microwaving fish

The man responds with a dismissive attitude, stating that it's impossible to please the woman. The woman retorts, "Slurp," emphasizing her displeasure.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the woman's exasperation with the man's inconsiderate behavior.

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