Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st April 2019

Dilbert//10963, first published seven years ago on Sunday 21st April 2019

Never Ask About The Sigh

Tags

business, office, office workers, relationships, serial killer

Official transcript

carol, asok and dilbert at a conference table.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SIGH...

SIGH...

WHAT'S WRONG?

GAAAA!!! NEVER ASK ABOUT THE SIGH!

IT'S A TRAP TO MAKE YOU LISTEN TO A DISTRESSING STORY FULL OF WOE.

MY HUSBAND IS A HUNTER AND HE WANTS ME TO LEARN HOW TO SKIN AND COOK HIS KILLS.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD.

WAIT FOR IT.

HE'S A SERIAL KILLER.

AND THERE IT IS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Sigh Heard 'Round the Office"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, brown-haired man, sitting at a conference table with his coworkers. He lets out a sigh, prompting his coworkers to ask what's wrong. Dilbert responds that it's a trap to make him listen to a distressing story full of woe. His husband, a hunter, wants him to learn how to skin and cook his kills.

As the conversation progresses, Dilbert's coworkers become increasingly uncomfortable, with one of them exclaiming, "That doesn't sound so bad." However, Dilbert's response reveals a darker truth: his husband is a serial killer, and there is a body under the table. The comic strip ends with the coworkers' shocked reactions, as they realize they are in grave danger.

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