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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd April 2019

Dilbert//10965, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 23rd April 2019

Wally And The Management Track


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, office, office workers


Official transcript

wally: how can i get on the management track?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW CAN I GET ON THE MANAGEMENT TRACK?

ARE YOU KIDDING ?

YOU ARE THE MOST USELESS EMPLOYEE I HAVE EVER SEEN.

ALL YOU DO IS WALK AROUND AND BOTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO WORK.

ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T GET ON THE MANAGEMENT TRACK?

I'M SAYING YOU'RE ALREADY ON IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Management Track"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a red cartoon character, engaging in a conversation with his boss. The exchange begins with Dilbert inquiring about the management track, prompting his boss to respond with a sarcastic remark. Dilbert's follow-up question reveals his frustration with being stuck on the management track, to which his boss responds with a dismissive attitude. The conversation concludes with Dilbert expressing his readiness to be done with the management track.

Key Takeaways:

  • Dilbert seeks guidance on the management track.
  • His boss responds with sarcasm.
  • Dilbert expresses frustration with being stuck on the management track.
  • His boss remains dismissive.
  • Dilbert is ready to move on from the management track.

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