Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th April 2019

Dilbert//10966, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 24th April 2019

Be More Like Alice

Tags

complain, office, office workers, pay raise

Official transcript

the boss: i can't give you a raise because you didn't do anything noteworthy this year.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING NOTEWORTHY THIS YEAR.

IT ONLY SEEMS THAT WAY BECAUSE I'M SO GOOD AT MY JOB THAT I MAKE IT LOOK EASY AND NEVER COMPLAIN.

MY JOB IS A NIGHTMARE!!!

WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE ALICE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "My Job is a Nightmare"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with a female coworker, who is expressing frustration about not receiving a raise despite her hard work. Dilbert's response is unexpected: he reveals that he is so good at his job that he makes it look easy, and therefore, he doesn't deserve a raise. This unexpected twist adds humor to the situation.

The comic strip pokes fun at the common workplace phenomenon of employees feeling undervalued and underappreciated, even when they excel in their roles. The punchline, "My job is a nightmare," is a humorous commentary on the challenges and frustrations that come with working in a corporate environment. Overall, the comic strip uses satire to highlight the absurdities of modern worklife.

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