Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th April 2019

Dilbert//10966, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 24th April 2019

Be More Like Alice

Tags

complain, office, office workers, pay raise

Official transcript

the boss: i can't give you a raise because you didn't do anything noteworthy this year.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING NOTEWORTHY THIS YEAR.

IT ONLY SEEMS THAT WAY BECAUSE I'M SO GOOD AT MY JOB THAT I MAKE IT LOOK EASY AND NEVER COMPLAIN.

MY JOB IS A NIGHTMARE!!!

WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE ALICE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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