Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th April 2019

Dilbert//10968, first published seven years ago on Friday 26th April 2019

Objective Reality

Tags

business, office, office workers, mit, deliverables

Official transcript

the boss: wally, can you explain why your deliverables are late?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOUR DELIVERABLES ARE LATE?

AN EXPERIMENT AT MIT SUGGESTS THERE IS NO OBJECTIVE REALITY. SO MAYBE I WASN'T LATE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT.

TRY SMILING AND NODDING.

MAYBE TOSS IN AN "OH."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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