Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th April 2019

Dilbert//10967, first published seven years ago on Thursday 25th April 2019

New Feature Added

Tags

business, marketing, office, office workers, time travel

Official transcript

the boss: i need you to add a feature to our product because our marketing campaign says we already have it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO ADD A FEATURE TO OUR PRODUCT BECAUSE OUR MARKETING CAMPAIGN SAYS WE ALREADY HAVE IT.

NO PROBLEM. WHAT IS THE FEATURE?

TIME TRAVEL.

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO ADD THAT FEATURE?

IF IM SUCCESSFUL, I'LL HAVE IT DONE BY LAST WEEK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Time-Travel Feature"

Summary:

• A marketing campaign has already been implemented, and the company needs to add a feature to their product.
• The person in charge of adding the feature is unsure of what it is, but is willing to do it by last week.
• The person is asked how long it will take to add the feature, and responds with "time travel."
• The person is then asked if they have done it by last week, and responds with "no problem."

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