Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th April 2019

Dilbert//10967, first published seven years ago on Thursday 25th April 2019

New Feature Added

Tags

business, marketing, office, office workers, time travel

Official transcript

the boss: i need you to add a feature to our product because our marketing campaign says we already have it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO ADD A FEATURE TO OUR PRODUCT BECAUSE OUR MARKETING CAMPAIGN SAYS WE ALREADY HAVE IT.

NO PROBLEM. WHAT IS THE FEATURE?

TIME TRAVEL.

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO ADD THAT FEATURE?

IF IM SUCCESSFUL, I'LL HAVE IT DONE BY LAST WEEK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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