Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd May 2019

Dilbert//10974, first published seven years ago on Thursday 2nd May 2019

Wally Answers Phone In Bathroom

Tags

business, office, office workers, mobile phone

Official transcript

carol: every time i try to call your mobile phone, you don't answer.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERY TIME I TRY TO CALL YOUR MOBILE PHONE, YOU DON'T ANSWER.

I ONLY ANSWER MY PHONE WHEN I'M IN THE BATHROOM.

I WILL NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN.

IT'S TIME FOR OFFICE HOURS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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