Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th May 2019

Dilbert//10977, first published seven years ago on Sunday 5th May 2019

Tags

business, chair, office, office workers, allergies, hazmat

Official transcript

alice: i need a new chair. mine is broken.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED A NEW CHAIR. MINE IS BROKEN.

YOU CAN USE MY OLD CHAIR. I JUST GOT A NEW ONE.

THE CHAIR YOU SAT IN EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST TWELVE YEARS?

BY NOW THAT CHAIR CUSHION IS HOME TO A THRIVING COLONY OF YOUR COOTIES.

THAT CHAIR WILL BE OFF-GASSING YOU FOR DECADES.

I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT THING UNLESS I WERE WEARING A HAZMAT SUIT OVER MY OTHER HAZMAT SUIT.

I'M BREAKING INTO A FLOP SWEAT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT, AND I THINK IT'S TRIGGERING MY ALLERGIES.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BORROW MY HANDKERCHIEF?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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