Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th May 2019

Dilbert//10977, first published seven years ago on Sunday 5th May 2019

Tags

business, chair, office, office workers, allergies, hazmat

Official transcript

alice: i need a new chair. mine is broken.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED A NEW CHAIR. MINE IS BROKEN.

YOU CAN USE MY OLD CHAIR. I JUST GOT A NEW ONE.

THE CHAIR YOU SAT IN EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST TWELVE YEARS?

BY NOW THAT CHAIR CUSHION IS HOME TO A THRIVING COLONY OF YOUR COOTIES.

THAT CHAIR WILL BE OFF-GASSING YOU FOR DECADES.

I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT THING UNLESS I WERE WEARING A HAZMAT SUIT OVER MY OTHER HAZMAT SUIT.

I'M BREAKING INTO A FLOP SWEAT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT, AND I THINK IT'S TRIGGERING MY ALLERGIES.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BORROW MY HANDKERCHIEF?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Chair Cushion Chronicles"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the misadventures of Dilbert, a lovable but eccentric character, as he navigates his way through a series of hilarious and relatable situations. The story begins with Dilbert in need of a new chair, but his old one has become a beloved companion. He tries to use it, but it's no longer comfortable, and he's forced to seek out a replacement.

As Dilbert searches for a new chair, he encounters a cast of colorful characters, including a sales representative who tries to sell him on a chair that will be "off-gassing" him for decades. Dilbert is skeptical, but the sales representative assures him that it's the perfect solution.

Despite his reservations, Dilbert decides to take a chance on the new chair, but things quickly go awry. The chair turns out to be a disaster, and Dilbert is left feeling frustrated and disappointed.

Throughout the comic strip, Dilbert's signature wit and sarcasm shine through, as he navigates the ups and downs of everyday life. The strip is filled with humor, satire, and clever wordplay, making it a delight to read.

Overall, "The Chair Cushion Chronicles" is a hilarious and entertaining comic strip that will leave readers laughing and nodding their heads in recognition.

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