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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th May 2019

Dilbert//10976, first published seven years ago on Saturday 4th May 2019

Engineers Don't Lie


Tags

boss, business, office, office workers, ceo


Official transcript

the boss: i saw dilbert talking to the ceo. i think he's trying to undermine me.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I SAW DILBERT TALKING TO THE CEO. I THINK HE'S TRYING TO UNDERMINE ME.

ENGINEERS DON'T LIE.

THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Engineers Don't Lie"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a balding head, sitting in a chair and speaking to a red cat, who is sitting on a desk. The cat is wearing a tie and has a speech bubble saying, "I saw Dilbert talking to the CEO. I think he's trying to undermine me." Dilbert responds, "Engineers don't lie," and the cat retorts, "That's what worries me."

The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the relationship between engineers and CEOs, highlighting the tension and mistrust that can exist between them. The use of a red cat as the CEO adds a touch of whimsy and absurdity to the strip, making it more relatable and entertaining. Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the stereotype that engineers are honest and trustworthy, while also highlighting the complexities of workplace dynamics.

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