Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th May 2019

Dilbert//10984, first published seven years ago on Sunday 12th May 2019

Tags

bugs, business, fire, office, office workers, quit, system

Official transcript

ceo: ned won 't return any of my messages.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NED WON'T RETURN ANY OF MY MESSAGES.

FIRE HIM.

I CAN'T DO THAT.

NED IS INDISPENSABLE.

WHAT MAKES HIM INDISPENSABLE?

HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO FIX BUGS IN OUR SYSTEM.

WHAT SYSTEM?

I DON'T KNOW.

THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S INDISPENSABLE?

NED TOLD ME.

FIRE HIM ANYWAY NED QUIT TWO YEARS AGO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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