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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th May 2019

Dilbert//10985, first published seven years ago on Monday 13th May 2019

Elbonian Cyber Threat Meeting


Tags

business, meeting, office, office workers, elbonian, cyber threat


Official transcript

the boss: what are we doing about the elbonian cyber threat?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT ARE WE DOING ABOUT THE ELBONIAN CYBER THREAT?

I CALLED A MEETING FOR TOMORROW TO COME UP WITH A PLAN FOR DEALING WITH IT.

YOUR WEAK RESPONSE PROVES YOU ARE AN ELBONIAN SPY.

WHAT?

TO BE CONTINUED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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