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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th May 2019

Dilbert//10985, first published seven years ago on Monday 13th May 2019

Elbonian Cyber Threat Meeting


Tags

business, meeting, office, office workers, elbonian, cyber threat


Official transcript

the boss: what are we doing about the elbonian cyber threat?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT ARE WE DOING ABOUT THE ELBONIAN CYBER THREAT?

I CALLED A MEETING FOR TOMORROW TO COME UP WITH A PLAN FOR DEALING WITH IT.

YOUR WEAK RESPONSE PROVES YOU ARE AN ELBONIAN SPY.

WHAT?

TO BE CONTINUED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Elbonian Spy"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his witty remarks and sarcastic humor, engaging in a conversation with a coworker about the Elbonian cyber threat.

  • Dilbert: "What are we doing about the Elbonian cyber threat?"
  • Coworker: "I called a meeting for tomorrow to come up with a plan for dealing with it."
  • Dilbert: "Your weak response proves you are an Elbonian spy."
  • Coworker: "To be continued..."

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a meeting being held to address a cyber threat, implying that it may not be an effective solution. The punchline about the coworker being an Elbonian spy adds to the humor, suggesting that the meeting may be a cover for something more sinister. Overall, the comic strip uses satire to comment on the inefficiencies of corporate meetings and the perceived lack of preparedness in dealing with cyber threats.

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