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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st June 2019

Dilbert//11004, first published seven years ago on Saturday 1st June 2019

Winners Never Quit


Tags

business, office, office workers, sarcasm, inspirational quotes


Official transcript

the boss: i'm not having much luck with my inspirational quotes, but i thought i would try one more time.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM NOT HAVING MUCH LUCK WITH MY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES, BUT I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY ONE MORE TIME.

"WINNERS NEVER QUIT, AND QUITTERS NEVER WIN." WHEN TED QUIT, THESE WORK YOU GAVE BETTER HIM A WHEN YOU RAISE TO DON'T THINK STAY.

ABOUT THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Winners Never Quit, Quitters Never Win"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, engaging in a conversation with his coworkers about inspirational quotes. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing skepticism about the effectiveness of such quotes, only to be met with a quote that suggests winners never quit and quitters never win. However, when Ted quits, his coworkers offer him a raise to stay, highlighting the irony of the situation.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert is skeptical of inspirational quotes.
  • A quote suggests that winners never quit and quitters never win.
  • Ted quits, but his coworkers offer him a raise to stay.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that inspirational quotes are always effective.

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