Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd June 2019

Dilbert//11005, first published seven years ago on Sunday 2nd June 2019

Tags

business, office, office workers, strategy, variables, forecast

Official transcript

dilbert: my profit forecast isn't aligning with our strategy

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PROFIT FORECAST ISN'T ALIGNING WITH OUR STRATEGY.

TRY ADDING SOME VARIABLES.

WHAT KIND OF VARIABLES?

THE KIND THAT MAKE OUR STRATEGY LINE UP WITH OUR PROFIT FORECASTS.

BUT... THEN MY FORECAST WOULD NOT BE ACCURATE.

IT'S ALREADY INACCURATE BECAUSE NO ONE CAN FORECAST COMPLICATED THINGS FIVE YEARS AHEAD.

IF WE CAN'T BE ACCURATE, WE MIGHT AS WELL BE WRONG IN A WAY THAT IS GOOD FOR US IN THE NEAR TERM.

YOU MAKE A SURPRISINGLY ROBUST ARGUMENT FOR EVIL.

AND I WAS BARELY TRYING!

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