Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th June 2019

Dilbert//11007, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 4th June 2019

Dogbert's Service Human

Tags

business, magazines, office, office workers, service, ipad

Official transcript

dogbert to dilbert: this is my service human.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS MY SERVICE HUMAN.

WHENEVER I FEEL ANGRY, I SLAP HIM WITH A ROLLED-UP MAGAZINE TO HELP ME RELAX.

NO ONE READS MAGAZINES ANYMORE.

CAN I BORROW YOUR IPAD?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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