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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th June 2019

Dilbert//11008, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 5th June 2019

Service Human And Pay


Tags

abuse, business, office, office workers, service, payment


Official transcript

the boss: i'm hearing that you are abusing your service human.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M HEARING REPORTS THAT YOU ARE ABUSING YOUR SERVICE HUMAN.

I DONT THINK YOU PAY HIM ENOUGH FOR THAT.

WAIT. IM SUPPOSED TO GET PAID FOR THIS???

1:0 GREAT.

NOW YOUVE RUINED HIM!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Abusive Service"

Summary:

The comic strip features a man, Dilbert, sitting at a desk with his boss, Wally, who is holding a phone. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • Wally says, "I'm hearing reports that you are abusing your service human."
  • Dilbert responds, "I don't think you pay him enough for that."
  • Wally retorts, "Wait, I'm supposed to get paid for this? Great. Now you've ruined him!"

The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of workplace dynamics, where employees may feel undervalued and mistreated, leading to a breakdown in relationships. The punchline, "Now you've ruined him!", suggests that Wally's attempt to address the issue has only made things worse.

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