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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th June 2019

Dilbert//11009, first published seven years ago on Thursday 6th June 2019

Doctor Appointment


Tags

business, doctor, office, office workers, medical advice, essential oil, attitude, kava


Official transcript

carol: i have a doctor's appointment today.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT TODAY.

DOCTOR?

!

ALL YOU NEED ARE SOME ESSENTIAL OILS AND A SUPPLEMENT OR TWO.

HAS ANYONE EVER SURVIVED YOUR MEDICAL ADVICE?

SOME KAVA COULD FIX YOUR ATTITUDE PROBLEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Essential Oils and Kava"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a doctor and a patient. The patient, who has a medical condition, is seeking advice from the doctor. However, instead of asking about medication or treatment, the patient asks if they need "essential oils and a supplement or two" to fix their attitude problem. The doctor is perplexed by this request, which is unusual for a medical consultation.

Key Points:

  • The patient is seeking alternative remedies for their medical condition.
  • The patient is unsure if they need essential oils and a supplement.
  • The doctor is confused by the patient's request.
  • The comic strip highlights the importance of seeking medical advice from qualified professionals.

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