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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th June 2019

Dilbert//11016, first published seven years ago on Thursday 13th June 2019

Why Are Other Companies Not Doing It


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, office, company, variables


Official transcript

the boss to dilbert: if your idea is so good, why aren't other companies doing it?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IF YOUR IDEA IS SO GOOD, WHY ARENT OTHER COMPANIES DOING IT?

BECAUSE THEY ARE IN COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BUSINESSES WITH COMPLETELY DIFFERENT VARIABLES AND THEY DON'T HAVE A GENIUS LIKE ME WORKING FOR THEM.

WHAT HAPPENS IF WE TRY YOUR IDEA BUT WE DO IT WRONG?

THAT'S CALLED "BUSINESS AS USUAL."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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