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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th June 2019

Dilbert//11017, first published seven years ago on Friday 14th June 2019

Evil Marketing


Tags

business, business ethics, chimps, evil, marketing, office, product


Official transcript

dilbert, the boss and dogbert at conference room table.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR COMPETITION RELEASED A PRODUCT THAT MAKES OUR PRODUCT LOOK LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED BY CHIMPS.

THAT'S WHY I HIRED THE WORLD'S MOST EVIL MARKETING EXPERT TO HELP US CLOSE THE PERCEPTION GAP.

SHOULD WE FOCUS ON OUR VALUE PROPOSITION?

IF THAT MEANS ACCUSING THEM OF CRIMES THEY DIDN'T COMMIT, THEN YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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