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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th June 2019

Dilbert//11019, first published seven years ago on Sunday 16th June 2019


Tags

business, office, rules, quotes, chaos, purchasing


Official transcript

purchasing manager: i can't approve this purchase without three vendor quotes.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

PURCHASING MANAGER I CAN'T APPROVE THIS PURCHASE WITHOUT THREE VENDOR QUOTES.

ONLY TWO COMPANIES IN THE WORLD MAKE THIS SORT OF PRODUCT.

IF I BEND THE RULES FOR YOU, EVERYONE WILL WANT ME TO BEND THE RULES.

MAYBE YOU COULD ONLY BEND THE RULES WHEN IT MAKES COMPLETE SENSE TO DO SO.

THAT WOULD BE CHAOS.

EVERYONE THINKS THEY HAVE A GOOD REASON TO BEND THE RULES.

IS THE REAL PROBLEM HERE THAT YOU WERE BULLIED IN SCHOOL, AND YOU USE THIS JOB FOR SOME SORT OF SICK REVENGE?

NOW YOU NEED FOUR VENDOR QUOTES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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