Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th June 2019

Dilbert//11018, first published seven years ago on Saturday 15th June 2019

First Time Doing Marketing

Tags

business, business ethics, criminals, marketing, office

Official transcript

dilbert, dogbert and the boss at conference room table.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR COMPETITION HAS A SUPERIOR PRODUCT, BUT YOU CAN COMPENSATE BY BRANDING THEM AS EVIL.

WE CAN SAY THEY CHARGE TOO MUCH.

OR...

WE CAN SAY THEIR LEATHER CASES ARE MADE FROM THE SKIN OF EXECUTED CRIMINALS.

BUT THAT WOULD NOT BE TRUE.

FIRST TIME DOING MARKETING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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