Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd June 2019

Dilbert//11025, first published seven years ago on Saturday 22nd June 2019

Lawyer Can't Be Too Careful

Tags

business, lawyers, office, agreement, legalese

Official transcript

company lawyer: i made seven hundred suggested changes to the agreement.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY LAWYER I MADE SEVEN HUNDRED SUGGESTED CHANGES TO THE AGREEMENT.

YOU HAVE TURNED A GOOD INCOME OPPORTUNITY INTO A FLAMING CESSPOOL OF IMPENETRABLE LEGALESE.

YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.

I THINK YOU JUST PROVED WE CAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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