Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd June 2019
Dilbert//11026, first published seven years ago on Sunday 23rd June 2019
Tags
budget, business, office, raise, project
Official transcript
the boss: i can't give you a raise because you did not complete your project.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOU DID NOT COMPLETE YOUR PROJECT.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CANCELED MY PROJECT FOR BUDGET REASONS AND ASSIGNED ME TO WORK ON ANOTHER PROJECT.
DID YOU FINISH YOUR NEW PROJECT?
YOU ONLY RECENTLY ASSIGNED IT TO ME.
APPARENTLY, I KEEP GIVING YOU WORK, BUT YOU NEVER COMPLETE ANY OF IT.
THAT IS A TOTAL DISTORTION OF WHAT HAPPENED!
I CAN'T REWARD YOU FOR HAVING GOOD INTENTIONS AND FINISHING NOTHING!
WHY NOT WAIT AND SEE HOW I DO ON MY CURRENT PROJECT?
WE DON'T NEED THAT ANYMORE.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
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