Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd June 2019

Dilbert//11026, first published seven years ago on Sunday 23rd June 2019

Tags

budget, business, office, raise, project

Official transcript

the boss: i can't give you a raise because you did not complete your project.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOU DID NOT COMPLETE YOUR PROJECT.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CANCELED MY PROJECT FOR BUDGET REASONS AND ASSIGNED ME TO WORK ON ANOTHER PROJECT.

DID YOU FINISH YOUR NEW PROJECT?

YOU ONLY RECENTLY ASSIGNED IT TO ME.

APPARENTLY, I KEEP GIVING YOU WORK, BUT YOU NEVER COMPLETE ANY OF IT.

THAT IS A TOTAL DISTORTION OF WHAT HAPPENED!

I CAN'T REWARD YOU FOR HAVING GOOD INTENTIONS AND FINISHING NOTHING!

WHY NOT WAIT AND SEE HOW I DO ON MY CURRENT PROJECT?

WE DON'T NEED THAT ANYMORE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Never-Ending Project"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the conversation between Dilbert and his boss, who is frustrated with Dilbert's lack of progress on a project. The boss has given Dilbert multiple reasons to cancel the project, but Dilbert continues to work on it, citing that it is a "total distortion of what happened." The boss becomes increasingly agitated, eventually assigning the project to someone else. Dilbert is left wondering why he was tasked with the project in the first place.

Key Points:

• Dilbert's boss is frustrated with his lack of progress on a project.
• The boss has given Dilbert multiple reasons to cancel the project.
• Dilbert continues to work on the project, citing that it is a "total distortion of what happened."
• The boss becomes increasingly agitated and eventually assigns the project to someone else.
• Dilbert is left wondering why he was tasked with the project in the first place.

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