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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th June 2019

Dilbert//11028, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 25th June 2019

Encouraging Smoking


Tags

business, meeting, office, office workers, smoking, turnover, breaks


Official transcript

dibert, the boss and ask at conference table.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR PLAN FOR REDUCING TURNOVER IS TO ENCOURAGE SMOKING.

THAT WAY, EVERYONE GETS A RELAXING SMOKE BREAK SEVERAL TIMES PER DAY.

OR NONSMOKERS COULD TAKE BREAKS.

NOW I WISH YOU HAD BEEN IN THE MEETING WHEN WE PLANNED THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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