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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th June 2019

Dilbert//11027, first published seven years ago on Monday 24th June 2019

How To Reduce Turnover


Tags

business, office, office workers, success, turnover, pay


Official transcript

the boss: i'm looking for ideas on how to reduce turnover.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M LOOKING FOR IDEAS ON HOW TO REDUCE TURNOVER MAYBE YOU COULD INCREASE OUR PAY AND STOP THWARTING OUR CHANCES FOR SUCCESS AT EVERY TURN.

I'LL ASK SOMEONE ELSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Turnover Reduction"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, with one expressing a desire to reduce turnover and the other suggesting an increase in pay to achieve this goal. The second character's proposal is met with skepticism, as it may inadvertently encourage employees to leave the company for better opportunities. The conversation concludes with the first character seeking advice from someone else on how to address the issue effectively.

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