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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th June 2019

Dilbert//11030, first published seven years ago on Thursday 27th June 2019

Jargon Cancelling Headphones


Tags

doctor, doctors' offices, office, office workers, prescription, headphones, jargon


Official transcript

doctor: looks like you have a bad case of jargon poisoning.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A BAD CASE OF JARGON POISONING.

I'LL WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION FOR JARGON -CANCELING HEADPHONES. THEY TRANSLATE JARGON TO NORMAL WORDS.

LET'S STAY IN OUR SWIM LANE WHILE THE TIGER TEAMS GET BUY-IN ON THE VERTICALS.

NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Jargon Poisoning"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor, in a humorous situation.
  • Dilbert is at the doctor's office, where he is diagnosed with "jargon poisoning."
  • The doctor prescribes a solution to translate jargon into normal words, but the solution is ineffective due to the use of technical terms.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the use of jargon in business and technology, highlighting the absurdity of using complex language to communicate simple ideas.

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