Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th June 2019

Dilbert//11030, first published seven years ago on Thursday 27th June 2019

Jargon Cancelling Headphones

Tags

doctor, doctors' offices, office, office workers, prescription, headphones, jargon

Official transcript

doctor: looks like you have a bad case of jargon poisoning.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A BAD CASE OF JARGON POISONING.

I'LL WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION FOR JARGON -CANCELING HEADPHONES. THEY TRANSLATE JARGON TO NORMAL WORDS.

LET'S STAY IN OUR SWIM LANE WHILE THE TIGER TEAMS GET BUY-IN ON THE VERTICALS.

NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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