Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th June 2019

Dilbert//11031, first published seven years ago on Friday 28th June 2019

Zombie Projects

Tags

business, office, zombie, sloth, fail, salary

Official transcript

the boss: wally, i'm putting you in charge of all the zombie projects that refuse to die.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I'M PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE OF ALL THE ZOMBIE PROJECTS THAT REFUSE TO DIE.

I'M COUNTING ON YOUR SLOTH AND INCOMPETENCE TO FINISH THEM OFF, SO MANAGEMENT FEELS COMFORTABLE FINALLY CANCELING THEM.

AS OF TODAY, IM PAYING YOU TO FAIL.

ACTUALLY, THIS IS JUST THE FIRST TIME YOU'RE AWARE OF IT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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