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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th July 2019

Dilbert//11038, first published seven years ago on Friday 5th July 2019

Leaders Have Differen Memories


Tags

business, meeting, office, stupid, leadership


Official transcript

the boss: we had a leadership meeting to decide how to move forward.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE HAD A LEADERSHIP MEETING TO DECIDE HOW TO MOVE FORWARD.

BUT ALL OF THE LEADERS LEFT THE MEETING WITH WILDLY DIFFERENT IDEAS ABOUT WHAT WE AGREED ON.

HOW DO YOU LEADERS PLAN TO SOLVE THAT?

PHASE ONE INVOLVES ACCUSING EACH OTHER OF BEING STUPID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stupid Phase One"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a leadership meeting where the leaders decide to move forward, but all of them leave with wildly different ideas about what they agreed on. One leader asks how they plan to solve this problem, and another responds that they will accuse each other of being stupid. This response is part of "Phase One" of solving the problem, which involves accusing each other of being stupid. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of effective communication and decision-making in a leadership team.

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