Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th July 2019

Dilbert//11037, first published seven years ago on Thursday 4th July 2019

Centers Of Excellence

Tags

lie, managers & supervisors, office, excellence

Official transcript

the boss: make a slide deck that says our "centers of excellence"

are creating more excellence.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAKE ME A SLIDE DECK THAT SAYS OUR "CENTERS OF EXCELLENCE" ARE CREATING MORE EXCELLENCE.

DO WE HAVE ANY DATA TO SUPPORT THAT CLAIM?

NO.

YOU WANT ME TO LIE?

IS THAT SUDDENLY TOO MUCH TO ASK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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