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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th July 2019

Dilbert//11037, first published seven years ago on Thursday 4th July 2019

Centers Of Excellence


Tags

lie, managers & supervisors, office, excellence


Official transcript

the boss: make a slide deck that says our "centers of excellence"

are creating more excellence.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MAKE ME A SLIDE DECK THAT SAYS OUR "CENTERS OF EXCELLENCE" ARE CREATING MORE EXCELLENCE.

DO WE HAVE ANY DATA TO SUPPORT THAT CLAIM?

NO.

YOU WANT ME TO LIE?

IS THAT SUDDENLY TOO MUCH TO ASK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Data Support"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, one of whom is attempting to justify the creation of "centers of excellence" despite lacking data to support their claim.

  • The first character asks for data to back up their statement.
  • The second character responds with "no" and then proceeds to make an unsubstantiated claim.
  • The first character questions the validity of the claim, prompting the second character to become defensive and dismissive.
  • The conversation ends abruptly, leaving the reader wondering about the legitimacy of the "centers of excellence" initiative.

Key Takeaways:

  • The comic strip highlights the importance of data-driven decision-making and the dangers of making unsubstantiated claims.
  • It also touches on the theme of defensiveness and the tendency to avoid accountability when faced with criticism.
  • The strip's humor and relatability make it an engaging and thought-provoking commentary on the challenges of working in a corporate environment.

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