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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th July 2019

Dilbert//11049, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 16th July 2019

Phone Is More Interesting


Tags

cell phone, criticism, date, dinner, entertainment, men and women, texting, smartphone


Official transcript

Tina: I just realized I enjoy using my phone more than I enjoy interacting with you. I mean, this thing is amazing, whereas you haven't found a way to entertain me all night.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I JUST REALIZED I ENJOY USING MY PHONE MORE THAN I ENJOY INTERACTING WITH YOU.

I MEAN, THIS THING IS AMAZING, WHEREAS YOU HAVEN'T FOUND A WAY TO ENTERTAIN ME ALL NIGHT.

MAYBE I'LL GROW ON YOU.

"NOW HE SOUNDS LIKE A TUMOR.

LOL!"

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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