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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th July 2019

Dilbert//11050, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 17th July 2019

Asok Lives In The Office


Tags

boss, cost, criticism, house, office, office workers, expectations


Official transcript

Boss: All of you should be more like Asok. He is in the office before I arrive and still here when I go home.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE ASOK.

HE IS IN THE OFFICE BEFORE I ARRIVE AND STILL HERE WHEN I GO HOME.

THAT IS BECAUSE HOUSING COSTS ARE SO HIGH THAT I LIVE HERE IN THE OFFICE AND SLEEP IN A BATHROOM STALL.

THAT STILL LEAVES A LOT OF STALLS FOR THE REST OF YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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