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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd July 2019

Dilbert//11056, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 23rd July 2019

The New Consultant


Tags

business, success


Official transcript

the new consultant: i'll need the support of every department to make this project a success. boss: i won't get any credit if your project succeeds, and you'll be gone in a month. consultant: can i count on you to not sabotage the project? boss: you're coming off as needy.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE NEW CONSULTANT I'LL NEED THE SUPPORT OF EVERY DEPARTMENT TO MAKE THIS PROJECT A SUCCESS.

I WON'T GET ANY CREDIT IF YOUR PROJECT SUCCEEDS, AND YOULL BE GONE IN A MONTH.

CAN I COUNT ON YOU TO NOT SABOTAGE THE PROJECT?

YOU'RE COMING OFF AS NEEDY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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