Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd July 2019

Dilbert//11056, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 23rd July 2019

The New Consultant

Tags

business, success

Official transcript

the new consultant: i'll need the support of every department to make this project a success. boss: i won't get any credit if your project succeeds, and you'll be gone in a month. consultant: can i count on you to not sabotage the project? boss: you're coming off as needy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NEW CONSULTANT I'LL NEED THE SUPPORT OF EVERY DEPARTMENT TO MAKE THIS PROJECT A SUCCESS.

I WON'T GET ANY CREDIT IF YOUR PROJECT SUCCEEDS, AND YOULL BE GONE IN A MONTH.

CAN I COUNT ON YOU TO NOT SABOTAGE THE PROJECT?

YOU'RE COMING OFF AS NEEDY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The New Consultant"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2019, features a conversation between a new consultant and a department head. The consultant, eager to make a positive impact, asks for support from every department to ensure project success. However, the department head responds with skepticism, questioning the consultant's ability to deliver results without taking credit for the project's success. The consultant, undeterred, asks for an evaluation of their performance, implying that they will not be held accountable for the project's outcome. The department head, still uncertain, responds with a mix of sarcasm and skepticism, suggesting that the consultant is coming off as needy. Overall, the comic strip highlights the challenges of working with new consultants and the importance of clear communication and expectations.

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