Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th July 2019

Dilbert//11057, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 24th July 2019

Consultant Gets No Help

Tags

business, business ethics, lazy, managers & supervisors, selfish, stupid

Official transcript

the new consultant: none of your department heads are cooperating with me. several are selfish, lazy and stupid, while others are actively working against me. maybe you could talk to them. ceo: i hired you so i wouldn't need to talk to losers.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NEW CONSULTANT NONE OF YOUR DEPARTMENT HEADS ARE COOPERATING WITH ME.

SEVERAL ARE SELFISH, LAZY AND STUPID, WHILE OTHERS ARE ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST ME.

MAYBE YOU COULD TALK TO THEM I HIRED YOU SO I WOULDN'T NEED TO TALK TO LOSERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The New Consultant"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a new consultant's first day at work.
• The consultant is introduced as someone who is "none of your department heads are cooperating with me."
• The consultant expresses frustration with the team, stating that they are "selfish, lazy, and stupid," while others are actively working against them.
• The consultant is then told to talk to the losers, implying that they need to address the team's performance issues.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of working with a new consultant who is perceived as confrontational and demanding.

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