Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th July 2019

Dilbert//11057, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 24th July 2019

Consultant Gets No Help

Tags

business, business ethics, lazy, managers & supervisors, selfish, stupid

Official transcript

the new consultant: none of your department heads are cooperating with me. several are selfish, lazy and stupid, while others are actively working against me. maybe you could talk to them. ceo: i hired you so i wouldn't need to talk to losers.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NEW CONSULTANT NONE OF YOUR DEPARTMENT HEADS ARE COOPERATING WITH ME.

SEVERAL ARE SELFISH, LAZY AND STUPID, WHILE OTHERS ARE ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST ME.

MAYBE YOU COULD TALK TO THEM I HIRED YOU SO I WOULDN'T NEED TO TALK TO LOSERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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