Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th July 2019
Dilbert//11058, first published seven years ago on Thursday 25th July 2019
Employee Engagement Survey
Tags
business, employees, managers & supervisors
Official transcript
boss: the employee engagement survey results are in. aaand...not a single person answered the survey. looks like we have room to improve. dilbert: have you considered bribery?
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
THE EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMENT SURVEY RESULTS ARE IN.
AAAND... NOT A SINGLE PERSON ANSWERED THE SURVEY.
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ROOM TO IMPROVE.
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BRIBERY?
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Bribery Survey"
Summary:
The comic strip depicts a humorous scene where an employee engagement survey is being conducted in an office setting. The conversation between two characters, a bald man and a woman, reveals the true purpose of the survey: to determine if bribery is effective in improving the workplace.
Key Points:
- The survey is not a single-person effort, but rather a collaborative process.
- The bald man suggests that the survey is intended to improve the workplace, but the woman asks if bribery is considered.
- The conversation implies that bribery may be a viable option to improve employee engagement.
Themes:
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using bribery as a means to improve the workplace.
- It highlights the potential for corruption and the importance of ethical practices in the workplace.
- The strip also showcases the humor and wit of the Dilbert comic strip series.
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