Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th July 2019

Dilbert//11058, first published seven years ago on Thursday 25th July 2019

Employee Engagement Survey

Tags

business, employees, managers & supervisors

Official transcript

boss: the employee engagement survey results are in. aaand...not a single person answered the survey. looks like we have room to improve. dilbert: have you considered bribery?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMENT SURVEY RESULTS ARE IN.

AAAND... NOT A SINGLE PERSON ANSWERED THE SURVEY.

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ROOM TO IMPROVE.

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BRIBERY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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