Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th July 2019

Dilbert//11063, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 30th July 2019

Toxic Employee

Tags

business, employees

Official transcript

boss: i hired a toxic employee to keep the rest of you on your toes. if you utter one wrong word, this thing will report you to human resources. dilbert: what gender is it? toxic employee: stop hitting on me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A TOXIC EMPLOYEE TO KEEP THE REST OF YOU ON YOUR TOES.

IF YOU UTTER ONE WRONG WORD, THIS THING WILL REPORT YOU TO HUMAN RESOURCES.

WHAT GENDER IS IT?

STOP HITTING ON ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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