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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th July 2019

Dilbert//11063, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 30th July 2019

Toxic Employee


Tags

business, employees


Official transcript

boss: i hired a toxic employee to keep the rest of you on your toes. if you utter one wrong word, this thing will report you to human resources. dilbert: what gender is it? toxic employee: stop hitting on me.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HIRED A TOXIC EMPLOYEE TO KEEP THE REST OF YOU ON YOUR TOES.

IF YOU UTTER ONE WRONG WORD, THIS THING WILL REPORT YOU TO HUMAN RESOURCES.

WHAT GENDER IS IT?

STOP HITTING ON ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Toxic Employee"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2019, revolves around a humorous exchange between two coworkers in an office setting. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • One employee is hired to keep the other's toes on their toes, implying a role of accountability or supervision.
  • The second employee utters a "wrong word," which is reported to human resources, leading to an investigation into what constitutes a "wrong word."
  • The investigation reveals that the "wrong word" was "gender," prompting the employee to ask, "What gender is it?" and ultimately leading them to stop hitting on the other employee.

The comic strip playfully explores the complexities of workplace communication and the consequences of using certain words.

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