Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st July 2019

Dilbert//11064, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 31st July 2019

Toxic Employee And Tina

Tags

business, employees, problem

Official transcript

toxic employee: hi. i'm the new toxic employee. i sense you don't have enough problems, so i came to give you some. tina: ha! i'm too smart to fall for that. toxic employee: that's what i told dilbert, but he smirked.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI. I'M THE NEW TOXIC EMPLOYEE.

I SENSE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS, SO I CAME TO GIVE YOU SOME.

HA!

IM TOO SMART TO FALL FOR THAT.

THAT'S WHAT I TOLD DEUTERE SMIRKED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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