Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st July 2019

Dilbert//11064, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 31st July 2019

Toxic Employee And Tina

Tags

business, employees, problem

Official transcript

toxic employee: hi. i'm the new toxic employee. i sense you don't have enough problems, so i came to give you some. tina: ha! i'm too smart to fall for that. toxic employee: that's what i told dilbert, but he smirked.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI. I'M THE NEW TOXIC EMPLOYEE.

I SENSE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS, SO I CAME TO GIVE YOU SOME.

HA!

IM TOO SMART TO FALL FOR THAT.

THAT'S WHAT I TOLD DEUTERE SMIRKED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "New Toxic Employee"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a popular character known for his sarcastic humor and workplace antics.
• The strip begins with Dilbert introducing himself as the new toxic employee to a female coworker.
• The coworker expresses her concerns about Dilbert's behavior, but he responds by saying he's too smart to fall for her attempts to give him problems.
• The strip ends with Dilbert smirking, implying that he's confident in his ability to navigate the workplace and avoid getting in trouble.

Key Takeaways:

• The comic strip showcases Dilbert's signature wit and sarcasm.
• It highlights the challenges of working with difficult colleagues and the importance of being able to think on one's feet.
• The strip's humor is relatable to anyone who has ever dealt with a toxic coworker.

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