Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th August 2019

Dilbert//11069, first published seven years ago on Monday 5th August 2019

Wally Adopts An Elbonian Baby

Tags

excuses, office workers, trick, work, adoption, morality

Official transcript

Wally: I've decided to adopt a kid from Elbonia so I'll have better excuses for missing work.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO ADOPT A KID FROM ELBONIA SO I'LL HAVE BETTER EXCUSES FOR MISSING WORK.

YOUR PLAN IS IMMORAL, UNCARING, AND SOCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.

AND BRILLIANT.

NO ONE IS SAYING IT WON'T WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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