Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th August 2019

Dilbert//11070, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 6th August 2019

Wally Cares For Elbonian Baby

Tags

babies, excuses, misunderstanding, office workers, parenting, work, adoption, negligence

Official transcript

Carol: How's it working out with the Elbonian baby you adopted?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S IT WORKING OUT WITH THE ELBONIAN BABY YOU ADOPTED?

GREAT! NOW I HAVE LOTS OF EXCUSES FOR MISSING WORK, AND I STILL LOOK LIKE A SAINT.

WHAT KIND OF DAYCARE ARE YOU USING?

I JUST SPRINKLE CHEERIOS ON THE FLOOR AND LOCK THE DOOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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