Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th August 2019

Dilbert//11072, first published seven years ago on Thursday 8th August 2019

Poor Communication Skills

Tags

communication, employees, office, office workers, questions, projects

Official transcript

Man: Would you like to be on my project team?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ON MY PROJECT TEAM?

HARD PASS.

YOUR COMMUNICATION SKILLS ARE SO POOR THAT THE PROJECT IS DOOMED TO FAILURE.

I MEANT TO SAY YOUR BOSS ALREADY ASSIGNED YOU TO MY PROJECT.

WE'RE OFF TO A GOOD START.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Boss's Day Off"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2019, revolves around a conversation between two coworkers. The first coworker inquires about being added to the project team, to which the second coworker responds with a sarcastic remark, stating that their communication skills are so poor that the project is doomed to failure. The first coworker, however, is undeterred and asks to be assigned to the project, citing that the boss is already off to a good start. The second coworker is perplexed by this response, leading to a humorous exchange.

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