Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th August 2019

Dilbert//11071, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 7th August 2019

Wally Gives Back The Baby

Tags

gender, misunderstanding, obliviousness, parenting, adoption

Official transcript

Dilbert: How's your adopted Elbonian baby doing?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S YOUR ADOPTED ELBONIAN BABY DOING?

I HAD TO GIVE IT BACK.

IT WAS A LOT NEEDIER THAN I EXPECTED.

IT?

WAS THE BABY A BOY OR A GIRL?

HOW WOULD I KNOW? IT COULDN'T EVEN SPEAK YET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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