Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th August 2019

Dilbert//11075, first published seven years ago on Sunday 11th August 2019

New Cubicles

Tags

business, cubicle

Official transcript

boss: are you enjoying your new cubicles? alice: my old cubicle had a window view. my new cubicle is in a windowless room with gray walls. it's always too cold, and i'm surrounded by noisy people i dislike. i feel anxious, unhealthy, and depressed all day long. thanks to the office relocation, my life has become a rapid descent into madness. boss: on the plus side, we saved five precent in rent. no one ever likes to hear about the plus side.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR NEW CUBICLES?

MY OLD CUBICLE HAD A WINDOW VIEW.

MY NEW CUBICLE IS IN A WINDOWLESS ROOM WITH GRAY WALLS.

IT'S ALWAYS TOO COLD, AND I'M SURROUNDED BY NOISY PEOPLE I DISLIKE.

I FEEL ANXIOUS, UNHEALTHY, AND DEPRESSED ALL DAY LONG.

THANKS TO THE OFFICE RELOCATION, MY LIFE HAS BECOME A RAPID DESCENT INTO MADNESS.

ON THE PLUS SIDE, WE SAVED FIVE PERCENT ON RENT.

NO ONE EVER LIKES TO HEAR ABOUT THE PLUS SIDE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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