Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th August 2019

Dilbert//11075, first published seven years ago on Sunday 11th August 2019

New Cubicles

Tags

business, cubicle

Official transcript

boss: are you enjoying your new cubicles? alice: my old cubicle had a window view. my new cubicle is in a windowless room with gray walls. it's always too cold, and i'm surrounded by noisy people i dislike. i feel anxious, unhealthy, and depressed all day long. thanks to the office relocation, my life has become a rapid descent into madness. boss: on the plus side, we saved five precent in rent. no one ever likes to hear about the plus side.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR NEW CUBICLES?

MY OLD CUBICLE HAD A WINDOW VIEW.

MY NEW CUBICLE IS IN A WINDOWLESS ROOM WITH GRAY WALLS.

IT'S ALWAYS TOO COLD, AND I'M SURROUNDED BY NOISY PEOPLE I DISLIKE.

I FEEL ANXIOUS, UNHEALTHY, AND DEPRESSED ALL DAY LONG.

THANKS TO THE OFFICE RELOCATION, MY LIFE HAS BECOME A RAPID DESCENT INTO MADNESS.

ON THE PLUS SIDE, WE SAVED FIVE PERCENT ON RENT.

NO ONE EVER LIKES TO HEAR ABOUT THE PLUS SIDE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cubicle Madness"

Summary:

The comic strip follows Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with his workplace, as he navigates the challenges of office life. The strip consists of six panels, each featuring Dilbert in a different scenario.

Panel 1:

• Dilbert is shown sitting at his desk, looking unimpressed.
• His coworker asks if he's enjoying his new cubicles.
• Dilbert responds with sarcasm, saying, "Are you enjoying your new cubicles?"

Panel 2:

• Dilbert's coworker mentions that her old cubicle had a window view.
• Dilbert replies, "My old cubicle had a window view."

Panel 3:

• Dilbert's coworker reveals that her new cubicle is in a windowless room with gray walls.
• Dilbert responds, "My new cubicle is in a windowless room with gray walls."

Panel 4:

• Dilbert's coworker expresses her anxiety, depression, and overall unhappiness with her new cubicle.
• Dilbert responds, "I feel anxious, unhealthy, and depressed all day long."

Panel 5:

• Dilbert's coworker mentions that her life has become a rapid descent into madness.
• Dilbert responds, "Thanks to the office relocation, my life has become a rapid descent into madness."

Panel 6:

• Dilbert's coworker reveals that she's saved five percent on rent by moving to a plus side.
• Dilbert responds, "On the plus side, we saved five percent on rent."

Final Panel:

• Dilbert is shown sitting at his desk, looking unimpressed, as his coworker sits in her new cubicle.
• Dilbert thinks to himself, "No one ever likes to hear about the plus side."

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