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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th August 2019

Dilbert//11076, first published seven years ago on Monday 12th August 2019

Leadership Conference In Maui


Tags

boss, irritation, managers & supervisors, vacations


Official transcript

Boss: The leadership conference is in Maui next week. I need you to sit in for me...and do your own job at the same time. While I'm drinking on the beach.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE IS IN MAUI NEXT WEEK.

I NEED YOU TO SIT IN FOR ME . AND DO YOUR OWN JOB AT THE SAME TIME.

WHILE IM DRINKING ON THE BEACH.

I GET IT!!!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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