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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th August 2019

Dilbert//11076, first published seven years ago on Monday 12th August 2019

Leadership Conference In Maui


Tags

boss, irritation, managers & supervisors, vacations


Official transcript

Boss: The leadership conference is in Maui next week. I need you to sit in for me...and do your own job at the same time. While I'm drinking on the beach.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE IS IN MAUI NEXT WEEK.

I NEED YOU TO SIT IN FOR ME . AND DO YOUR OWN JOB AT THE SAME TIME.

WHILE IM DRINKING ON THE BEACH.

I GET IT!!!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Leadership Conference"

Summary:

The comic strip features a character named Dilbert, who is a cartoon representation of a typical office worker. The strip is divided into three panels, each depicting a different scenario.

Panel 1:

  • Dilbert is shown sitting at his desk, looking unenthused.
  • He is holding a cup of coffee and has a speech bubble saying, "THE LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE IS IN MAUI NEXT WEEK."
  • His coworker, Wally, is sitting across from him, also holding a cup of coffee.

Panel 2:

  • Dilbert turns to Wally and says, "I NEED YOU TO SIT IN FOR ME... AND DO YOUR OWN JOB AT THE SAME TIME."
  • Wally looks surprised and responds with a speech bubble saying, "WHILE I'M DRINKING ON THE BEACH."

Panel 3:

  • Dilbert is shown sitting at his desk again, this time with a look of satisfaction on his face.
  • He has a speech bubble saying, "I GET IT!!"
  • The final panel shows Wally sitting on the beach, drinking a cocktail and enjoying the sun.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate leadership conferences and the notion that employees are expected to work while on vacation. The humor comes from the absurdity of the situation and the character's reactions to it.

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