Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th August 2019

Dilbert//11080, first published seven years ago on Friday 16th August 2019

Memory Science

Tags

laziness, memory, office workers, restaurant workers, sarcasm, science, presentation

Official transcript

Wally: According to the science of memory, you are likely to forget ninety percent of what I present today. So I got rid of ninety percent of my slides to focus on the one slide that matters.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO THE SCIENCE OF MEMORY, YOU ARE LIKELY TO FORGET NINETY PERCENT OF WHAT I PRESENT TODAY.

90% SO I GOT RID OF NINETY PERCENT OF MY SLIDES TO FOCUS ON THE ONE SLIDE THAT MATTERS.

OR WERE YOU TOO LAZY TO MAKE MORE THAN ONE SLIDE?

I ALREADY FORGOT NINETY PERCENT OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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